a gopnik who's dominance outweighs the other gopnik's. this can be established by how long they can squat, how much kompot they can drink or how much semechki they can eat.
that gopnik is a slav king
A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.
A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
A hector who thinks too highly of himself. An ugly, cocky, manipulator who is also a pathological liar. Most likely a heavy drug user who is miserable with his own pathetic life that he has to stalk and ruin the lives of his exes.
I used to go out with a king ector, hes a bitch.
The guy with smoove pick up lines and rocks everything he touches. He is the king of everything, sports, business, bets, AND ESPECIALLY WOMEN, he can make any women look good, he has a classy sense of style very preppy and and up class, more of a aristocrat guy. They’re kinda like better chads, they hang with anybody and they make anyone look cool #katkings are usually the guy with the name Stephen or something lol.
Girl A: omg have u seen Stephen lol he owns the school
Girl B: lol he could be the new Kat king
When you get so good at durfing that you become the Durf King or DK. It doesn’t matter if she is wearing jeans or corduroy you are getting all up in that for a good time.
Man Billy has Durfed so many chicks he has Officially became Durf King!