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The man who was framed by the government for the assassination of JFK. Oh, by the way: if you have an IQ above 20, then you would know how to spell the word "knoll".
I thought "The Lord of the Rings" was the greatest work of fiction ever written until I read the Warren Report. Lee Harvey Oswald was shot because he knew too much, you pro-Warren Report lemmings.
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A person who lives in Dove Holes. He is incest and has never ever taken a single shower. He gets his hair gel from the McDonald's grease basket.
~●○☆When a person is expressing how they are so ■♢happy to accomplish something♢□ or when someone finally finishes something☆●○~
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Person#1~ hey ,are you finished yet?
Person#2~ No.
☆1 hour later☆
Person#1~ I want to go out, come on, are you finished yet?!?!!
Person#2 No.
○2 hours later●
Person#1~ Alright that's it we're-
Person#2~ I'm done.
Person#1~ FINAL-FUCKING-LEE
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That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.
Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!
The most beautiful creature to have ever graced this Earth. She is shy at first, but once you get to know her she opens up and is true FUN. Her smile makes people stop in their tracks and her presence draws the attention of everyone within a 100 mile radius of her. You would be lucky to even be in the same ROOM as her. She is beautiful and loving. Words can are not able to do her justice. She is the MOST amazing person.
Did you see Na-tuh-lee?! OH MY GOD SHE IS FLAWLESS.
The Keith (Lee) Effect is the sudden financial improvement of small food chains. This effect has been named after a Tik-Tok legend named Keith Lee, who has taken over 2022 and 2023 and helps/promotes small businesses by rating their food on his page.
OMG, Mom, Keith Lee rated our food. Get prepared for The Keith (Lee) Effect ! <3
A shit county smack in the middle of an even shittier state, Florida, the United States's Syphilis ridden penis. The residents, aka the dirty fucking pubic crabs, and their government, a bunch of circus clowns on methamphetamines, together make this county an absolutely unbearable place to live.
Let me give you some demographics:
As of writing this we have 740,000 residents.
Of those residents:
- 400,000 are cousin fucking rednecks whose idea of dressing up is putting on some stained hepatitis infested shorts, a shitty camo shirt (even though they haven't hunted a day in their life), and beat up leather boots covered in cow shit.
- 300,000 are entitled old drunks who think that they are big shit because they drive a crappy 1992 Audi with 200,000 miles. These people have created their own language similar to Groot's in which they say two phrases with various tones in order to convey their thoughts. These phrases are "I want to see your manager!" and "Fuck n***gers." Learn this language and you will unlock the key to decoding their dementia fueled thoughts.
- All the rest are the rare few people who are actually sufferable.
As far as things to do, there aren't really that many things to do in Lee County that don't make you want to give a blowjob to a shotgun. Some things that come to mind are shooting up heroin, abusing prescriptions, and swimming in the toxic cesspool that is the Gulf of Mexico. That's basically it...
Lee County, Fl is an awful place to live.