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Velvet Lesbian

An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.

John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John

by butterbabez May 6, 2017

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Lesbian Crack

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo

have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!

by air pods 0.5 March 18, 2020

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Visual Lesbian

a heterosexually-identfied woman who enjoys the pleasures of the female form but only visually, ie in sight, not touch or taste.

US Weekly provide to perfect outlet for annoretic and visual lesbian porn.

by facekilla November 22, 2010

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tragic lesbian

-A straight female, who receives little to attention from men, has not had any type of intimate relationship with one, and has lost hopes of having one. Therefore, leading her to seek relationships with other women despite being attracted to men.

Amber will become a tragic lesbian, if she doesn't find a boyfriend.

by Posey Lint January 30, 2009

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Supersand Lesbian

Referring to someone who no one really likes, and is very irritable such as sand. But they still get in everyone's pant's

Boy " You really are a Supersand Lesbian"
Girl " Whats that supposed to mean"
Boy" No one likes you but you get into everyone's pants"

by Desu<3 September 7, 2015

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Straight Lesbian

A word used for a girl who is bisexual but doesn't feel comfortable being called "Bi"

Chelsea: Doesn't Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas make such a cute couple?

Sara: I'll F**k the both of them

Chelsea: Omg, You are like so Bi!

Sara: I'm not Bi, I'm just a straight lesbian ;p

by RaraAhhAhAh October 18, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 150๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lesbian Breathe

A Girls Breathe That Smells Like Straight Vagina. Or Just Smells Really Bad.

Man boquana has some serious lesbian breathe today!

by yaaas November 29, 2014

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