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when a male has an erection so large, monstrous, and hard that he must cover it with corn to calm it down. After this masturbating into the corn, shoving the corn into his ass and throwing it up into a females/gay males tender brown ass and repeating the procedure again and again until the dick falls off.
"I went on a trip to Salt Lick City and I never came back."
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Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
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when you'd like to make it clear that the person you're chilling with is YOURS! you cuddle up to them, do whatever you have to do to demonstrate this.
renita: ooh honey i see someone checkin out yo man, you better go head an lick your brownie!
shanita: ooh girl, thank you, i know you got my back!
tenisha: damn girl, jayjay was all up on you in da club!
lashondra: i know girl! he was all about lickin his brownie!!
tenisha: he sure was, now everyone knows you his!
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someone who is a piece of shit, a waist of life, a bad person!!!!!!!
All day long when I was at work, My boss acted like an anal licking puppy fuck.
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The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
Yesterday Alex lost his Mouth Roof Licking Virginity to Chelsea.
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When one male, often resembling a mole, by choice or otherwise, licks another males genitals while attending band camp from grades 7-9
Man did you hear about last weekends band camp ball lick?
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a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February
Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt
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