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When a guy you only want to hook up with hits it so good and right the first night you end up liking him even if you don't wanna. That's the magic voodoo dick.
Girl. Remember that guy I was just gonna hook up with for fun? Well he must have that Magic voodoo dick because I caught feelings.
If you dick her down just right with that magic voodoo dick she'll like you even if she dont wanna.
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This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.
Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.
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Is a song about a dragon that stoners love to listen to.They sometimes sing along.
Those potheads always are singing puff the magic dragon.
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To chase the dragon. or puff on some grass
Bushama puffed on the dragon so hard the oval room started to spin!
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During sex between a man and a woman, the man starts singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. As the girl is stunned, grab her by her pubic hair and drag her across the room.
"I gave my princess a magic carpet ride last night, she was screaming the entire way."
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A convenient lie or half-truth used to advance the blow-er (usually a tenacious woman or girl) toward an unseen ultimate goal which usually requires time, patience and deception to accomplish; Convincing someone of something that isn't true.
That girl totally blew some magic dust in order to get that guy to fall for her. He never would have otherwise.
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1. a dragon, in a mystical world, known as puff, puff the magic dragon :)
2. the magic dragon can be refered as a drug pipe, and u can puff the magic dragon.
3. wat josh wants to be for halloween
1. puff the magic dragon, flying over the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aw shut the fuck up
2. dude, pass the magic dragon yo, mother fucker taking all the puff
3. ha ha ha, josh, u look like puff the magic dragon
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