Male sexual predator

DJ - also likes cherry cheesecake and Nisant Premacumar's mom.

DJ is such a male sexual predator.
Dj is a sexual prey when it comes to Nis's mom

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Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS)

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.

A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.

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North American Male Cock

The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".

Bob likes to stroke his North American Male Cock.

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Pre Pubescent Beta Male

A guy who is about 12 trying to fit in with the older lads. Hes a bit of a cunt and always is in your shadow. He constantly denies hes a beta male and trys to act big or hard even thoughhe has a microscopic penis

That kyle lad is a proper Pre Pubescent Beta male

Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male

Single white male

Male white privilege

Person 1: That guy has done the stupidest shit and has always gotten away with it, I don't get why his other classmates are always being punished for his mistakes!

Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!

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National Yogurt males day

December 16th is national yogurt males day!1!1!1!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Dave: Yo it’s National Yogurt males day
Bambi: Ok
Tristian:jekwwbisndgdyehebsuddjsbysd

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God's gift to males

A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.

You'd be nothing without her, she's God's gift to males.

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