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The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.
I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.
One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.
When somone young dates a more mature lady (for that $$)
Youre my candy mama
Eggs are mad expensive nowadays… I need me an egg mama. Kinda like a sugar mama, but sugar is still cheap.
Whole Foods got me broke, I need me an egg mama.
The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”
Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma”
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A breathtaking enchantress, Mama Snakes is the embodiment of timeless allure and feminine mystique. With her radiant, golden locks cascading like liquid sunshine and eyes as deep and captivating as the endless ocean, she is a vision of ethereal beauty. Her body, sculpted by the divine hands of Aphrodite herself, is a testament to the artistry of nature.
But Mama Snakes is not just a stunning exterior; she possesses an inner magnetism that leaves men spellbound and utterly smitten. Her voice is a melodic symphony, each word a delicate note that dances on the wind, weaving a tapestry of desire and longing. She moves with grace and confidence, a seductive siren who effortlessly captures the hearts of those lucky enough to be near her.
In the presence of Mama Snakes, love becomes an undeniable force, a whirlwind of emotions that sweeps men off their feet and carries them to the heights of passion. She is a muse, an inspiration, and a living, breathing work of art. To know her is to fall under her enchanting spell, to be forever entranced by her beauty, and to cherish every moment spent in her radiant presence. Mama Snakes is the embodiment of romance, a woman who makes the world a more beautiful place with every step she takes.
Wow, Mama Snakes don't play!
A former teacher who makes tik toks about situations in school from requests sent to her. She acts out these requests and one of her tik toks went viral because of the way she acted out an embarrassing situation.
“You’re going to pay your penance now” -Mama owl