Mother - Fucking Princess

A Woman or Gay Guy who wears punk / rock atire however is still commercial.

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend "Hell Yeah, I'm the Mother - Fucking Princess"

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word to your mother

A nonsensical phrase used in 1990's hip-hop culture.

That's right, boyeeeeee, word to your mother!

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F ur mother

A term used when you're hangin w/ur bros and they eat the last burrito from Taco Bell.

Yo, Pedro, did you eat my last burrito? You bitch, F ur mother!

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mother's day

1. payday; the day when you pay this mother, and pay that mother.

Karl: Hey, want to catch the movie tonight?

Mike: I can't, man. It's mother's day. I gotta go pay my light bill before they shut it off.

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Kyle is Our Mother

There is only one Kyle on earth and he is our mother. When a Kyle die another one is spawned into the world to replace him.

Person A: "Kyle is Our Mother"

Person B: "What?"

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Mother Russia Date

When a date is proposed backwards. The man will ask the woman for a sexual favor, ranging on what the favor is, the woman will then tell the man what he has to do. The date then starts with the sexual favor, then moves on to what the woman asked to do (i.e. go to a movie, take her shopping, go out to dinner, etc.).

I took out Jane on a Mother Russia Date, she gave me head then I had to go see that new chick flick with her.

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Crush The Mother Box

The act of keeping women out of coddling positions of authority in a mans life so they do not live as weak soy boys.

Bro, my girlfriend tried to make me wear a maroon sweater vest so i had to crush the mother box and burn it.

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