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A person who illegally downloads thousands of music tracks.
Said person often doesn't even have time to listen to half the tracks.
James: Dude, I just caught a glimpse of Rob's iPod, and it had about 2,000 songs on it!
Tim: He's a Music Whore.
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(modern) a genre of music that originated in the south. This genre is very limited and not appreciated by musicians.
Instrumentation is almost the exact same throughout every band: includes - vocalist, acoustic guitars, electric guitars (and always a slide electric guitar), "fiddle," bass, and drums.
Country music appeals to people that do not attentively or actively engage in music; it is simply a background noise that drives away the silence.
Country Songs are very similar throughout various artists. They are extremely simplistic and repetitive. They are predictable and rely on short, annoying riffs to force people to “remember” and somehow “like” their song.
The musicians are very limited and rarely experiment. The definition of a solo in Country Music is usually a 5 second non-improvised fiddle melody. The guitarists thrive only on basic chords. The bassist only plays 2 or 3 notes the entire song and alternates between them on quarter notes. The drummer NEVER plays any more than 1 single rhythm throughout the entire song (usually bass drum hits on beats 1 and 3, the snare hits on 2 and 4, and an occasional crash on the cymbals).
The lyrics of country songs cover similar topics: women, divorce, drinking, breaking up, honky tonk. The lyrics are very simplistic and evoke no powerful meaning other the events of some evening after having to many beers.
Popularity is base on if:
1.) The lead singer is sexy.
2.) One of their songs mentions “honky tonk.”
3.) and oh... the lead singer is sexy.
4.) the band has produced “cool” music videos
5.) and oh... the lead singer is sexy.
6.) the name of their band, the art design and pictures inside of the CD case
7.) and oh... the lead singer is sexy.
The fan base of country music contains:
1.) Female teenagers
2.) Married women who wish they were married to Garth Brooks
3.) Men married to these women who have no other choice
All-in-all, Country Music is for the people who have no concept of musicality or musicianship, are very narrow-minded and do not see the world the way it is. It should be considered more of a form of music as entertainment rather than music as an art.
"Hey Murph, I done got me a john deere. I tell ya wha', its got one of dos fancy pants air con-ditioners in 'em. It also got one of dem radios so I can sit in here and listen to country music all day."
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R&B records from the early to mid 2000s.
T-pain and Usher make auntie music.
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Angelic asked Diamond why she was listen to that cracker music
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n. a disease consisting of binging (downloading all the music by an artist one is not all that familiar with) and purging (deleting most of the songs recently downloaded because they are actually really awful).
Uh-oh. Grab a bucket, 'cuz Diana's musical bulimia is back. Turns out there's only one good song by The Yardbirds.
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1. A friend who enjoys the same bands, musicians, and genres that you do. In addition, a music bro is usually good at suggesting music you would enjoy.
2. A band member, or simply a friend who plays music along with you.
1. Damn, I wish I had a music bro right now. These CDs are getting old, and these morons are talking about old techno and overrated bands.
2. You play bass too? Awesome, we can totally be music bros!
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Someone who is listening to music almost 24/7, plays 3+ instruments and is overall obsessed with music. Usually weird and listens to metal, rock, punk, and the like.
That girl is a music phsyco, I've never seen her without her earphones.
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