Da Jesus Book

A Pidgin English version of the New Testament, written for those whose native (Or most understood, at least) tongue is Pidgin English.

The Lord's prayer as recorded in Da Jesus Book:
God, you our Fadda.
You stay inside da sky.
We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay,
An dat you stay good an spesho,
An we like dem give you plenny respeck.
We like you come King fo everybody now.
We like everybody make jalike you like,
Ova hea inside da world,
Jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like.
Give us da food we need fo today an every day.
Hemmo our shame, an let us go
Fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you,
Jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,
And we no stay huhu wit dem
Fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.
No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,
But take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
Cuz you our King.
You get da real power,
An you stay awesome foeva.
Dass it!

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Bring Da Ruckus!

"Bring Da Ruckus" was a hit song on the album "Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers", from the legendary Wu-Tang Clan. When RZA shouted this, he meant either "having everybody in the club or in the neighborhood just go crazy", or "calling out all challengers".

Bring da motherfuckin' ruckus-
Bring da motherfuckin' ruckus-
Bring da mother-Bring da motherfuckin' ruckus
Bring da motherfuckin' ruckus!

(Bring da Ruckus!) haha

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married to da money

meaning nobody is serious enough so u gotta marry da money and stay on da grind

im married to da money and stay on my grind😼💰💍

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i no das rite

agreeing to something someone said, or did

"she a hoe"
"i no das rite"

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la dee da

when someone is bored they will say la dee da to show they are bored but still happy. common mostly for girls

"*sigh* la dee da, *plays with pensil*"

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Da Bing Bing

n. Another word for sex; used by Fran Drescher in The Nanny

"I'm not gonna deny him da bing bing, Ma!"

Emi and Da Crew

Some weird ass bitches who pop in your Discord DMs out of no where in a group chat which usually contains 2 or 3 other bitches that will creep into your nightmares

"I had a dream last night that some creepy ass guys called "Emi and Da Crew" got into my Discord DMs and made me eat tide pods!!"