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the gayest person on earth.
nobody likes him.
or her.
he thinks hes cool.
but hes not.
hes gay.
and definitely NOT a kick ass teacher.
im not even sure if he is a teacher.
he cannot teach for anything.
he cant cook.
he cant sew.
he cant work a computer.
he lives with his mother who lives across the roaad from the school. she makes sure he brings a healthy sandwhich to school for lunch with the crust cut off.
and gives him enough change for an orange juice or apple.
jimmy siu: well im off to school, mama.
mama: wait jimmy, dont forget your dollar for your juice.
jimmy: yes mama
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When boy and girl are in shower together.. girl has hot water in mouth.. boy sperms into mouth with water still in there.. let it float around.
Man, that chick last took my Steam boat jimmy hard
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as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")
man, that pic was disgusting.
yeah, that one rustled my jimmies
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An amazing band that you should listen to.
"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"
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the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back
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n: midwestern slang term for joint
"Hey man, did you bring Jimmy Fats?"
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(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."