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Just another pathetic attempt by Surinamese to make Surinam different from the rest of the Dutch speaking world. Surinam also likes to change spelling to suit them too. Curacao and the Netherlands Antilles speak proper official Dutch contrary to what Surinameses may think. It is Surinam that likes to change their vocab to suit them and seperate themselves further from Dutch culture.
Surinamese need to read the Dutch dictionary and learn to spell!
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A mix between a jamaican hot box and dutch oven. When one farts in the shower and the gassy smell is intensified by the steam.
Bro 1: Dude, I totally just dutch hot boxed the shower. my farts always smell so bad in the shower
Bro 2: I did that today too. My hotbox was the most smelly
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Someone who speaks in a heavy Dutch accent, much like Goldmember from Austin Powers. Switching "th" with "zh" and not saying an "r" at the end of some some words. "Father" would be "Fazha"FAW-shaw.
Another example, "Yes" would be "Yesh." Adding more emphasis to the "s". Another Example, the word "Tight" would be "Toit" TOY-T. Showing that your "aczhent" is heavy.
Welcome to Neuntine Zheventy Five, Austin Powers and Fazha. What? I don't speak Freaky-Deaky-Dutch.
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As with the normal dutch oven, the man parps under the covers and submits his woman to a world of fetid bum-stench. However, in an act of cunning revenge, the woman waits a while for the smell to dissipate, and then convinces the man to perform oral sex on her. When the man eventually concedes, and begins to chew away on her fanny flaps, she lets out a vile queef right in his eye that renders him temporarily unconscious.
Michael Douglas's lawyer looked a bit confused when he was asked to write 'No Dutch Oven Trumping' into the pre-nuptial agreement, but Michael swore that if Catherine ever pulled that shit on him agree he'd kick her ass back to Wales.
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The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.
"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."
Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"
Milt's Coroner: "No."
Sex
Suicide
Suicidal Sex
A-Rod's post-season record'
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To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.
Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!
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Jank alternator that won't charge a battery.
Tommy: Hey, I'm gonna need a jump because of Wayne's fucking dutch alternator.
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