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The story of how I lost my V-card

I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14

The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life

by 🤩starboy April 23, 2019

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This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 9, 2023


Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017


S-Card

A jumper made out of polystyrene beans, crusted together with cum and spit and left to sundry for 2-5 weeks.

Bruh, thats a cool s-card you are wearing. where did you get it from

by cumeaterpolystyrene6782178 September 13, 2019


The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

by Saulman500 December 26, 2023


Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex

Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards

by The Rizzly Bear July 19, 2023


daddy card

When someone calls you daddy

Jess totally pulled the daddy card!

by EmoAfBVBMCRP!ATD January 28, 2017