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The 5th Babylon. Show with worse hair and plastic foreheads than Star Trek.
Your hair is so bad today it looks like something out of Babylon 5. If you watch this show Trekkis call YOU a nerd.
Everytime Babylon 5 is on TV a chick in Malibu dies.
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Something Taehyung will probably not but should be included in.
BTS Rapline: We should make a Cypher pt. 5
Taehyung: Can I be in it?
BTS Rapline: No.
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5 am gang is a group of people who like to pull all nighters for fun. It consists of 7 unique members:
Osama is the smart kid, a simp but still enjoys life, sensitive at times but has nice hair, a good personality & is usually funny. Does impressions too.
Layan is a ghetto character who you wouldn’t expect to be ghetto. She’s excellent in meme-making & is quite funny + skilled with a couple of accents which r hilarious.
Reya is a mixed character. A hot swede that can be rly funny but also deep & serious. Pissed off easily but helpful n trustworthy. Playboi Carti addict & gamer girl. She’s someone u would wanna keep as a close friend.
Barahmeh is also a mixed character, he’s a clown. Funny but also an absolute douche. He acts very openly gay but is straight. Will hook u up with girls & sometimes has breakdowns on fortnite w reya. He’s a g tho, keep him close.
Hesham is a good man. He plays the role of a kind mother who cares abt her religion & her children (the gang) Owns has a beautiful beard at age 14 that men would cry for. He’s rly chill & very trustworthy too. A real one.
Yusuf isn’t your average ni**a. He’s rly weird. He also thinks he’s funny & comes once a blue moon bc he thinks we’re too cringe for him. He’s also a crip & dat ain’t coo with layan. Still a meme doe.
& then there’s Amanya. Kinda unknown but she’s rich af (billionaire dad) Has a dirty sense of humor, involving sex jokes. She texts once every 3 months & is usually chilling in India.
salman and kanaan: yo can u guys add us to 5 am gang?
the gang: nah it’s for og’s only 😎
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An instance where a horses sausage is so long that at first, the horse appeares to have 5 legs
Jockey 1: Have you seen Tesco?
Jockey 2: Yes, that one is a right 5 legged stallion
When you shove your dick, both balls, and both fists in a girl's asshole.
Oh man, I just did 5 dogs in a bathtub with Stacy's dad last night. It was cadaverific.
5” Inseam Shorts
By far the hottest men’s shorts length. Every girl drools over 5” inseam shorts.
Often worn by XC Runner’s
Any guy who wears 5 inch inseam shorts is destined to pull a hot Latina girl, they are so hot!
Girl: Did you see Ethan’s Girlfriend?
Girl: Alexa Oh my gosh yes she’s so lucky she got the only kid who can pull of 5” Inseam Shorts
A magically stupid place where all traces of logic have certainly retired in spectacular fashion, and where any nonsensical champions and sociopaths will certainly thrive. On the plus side, there are lots of shenanigans, and the staff cope and survive here by being incredibly inappropriate on all fronts of humanity.
Staff 1: "Hey did you here about the new unit 4-5 hire?"
Staff 2: "Yeah, I heard she's right-fucked"
Staff 3: "She'll fit in just fine...get the goat's blood..."
All STAFF chant: "one of us...one of us...one of us".