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A man that can only produce female offspring.
I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.
When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
Like a soft open, but with no meat
The new vegan cafe is doing a soft often this week - can't wait to try the chick'n
When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.
My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.
Soft thug: Typically defined as the wanna be ghetto thugs of the areas such as South East Los Angeles.
Dakota your solid color off brand shirt is so soft thug
To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing