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A place where best friends get banned for sticking up for them with out showing up to the campus and has shit teams for sports but a lovely place to visit in the summer
The university filled with back stabbers it is wilkes university they don’t want you
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An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.
While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.
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When you have graduated college its impossible for you to disguise pornography in a casual undetectable manner, therefore a new definition must be used. Therefore when you go to university you can "graduate" from college files to university files, or if the need arises when you have a job, it can be work files.
Hey Lee, you should see these new university files I have to study. They are really mentally stimulating!
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the place where magic happens.
Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
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A place is as good as you make it to be, Salisbury University is no exception. Create havoc. You get havoc. Create peace. You get peace. Be arrogant receive arrogance. Be humble receive humility.
I went to Salisbury University to get a cheap Bachelor's degree without breaking the bank.
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Means when you are sexually attractive for both genders (or more).
Denny Crane: have u seen how this guy was staring at me during the class today ?
Annie Gator: yeah...its your universal appeal (tickles him under the chin and winks).
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