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Laney:Hey is that Matthew?
Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.
Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato
Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew
A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.
Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show
Someone whos parents were either George Bush or a clown-like whore, or even both.
"Hey, Barbara, we all know that your REAL mom was that sexy clown whore on the Las Vegas streets. Don't lie to us, Pumpkin Potato."
To repeatedly steal the shrimple off of all the custard in a bakery or restaurant and eat it
Daniel, stop sweet potatoing the custard! You’re going to ruin it for everyone else!
A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
"Dude you should have the fac
Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!