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Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021


Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.

Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.

by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018


Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008


Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 29, 2008


pre-nice

When you aren't mean or nice your both

Billy: Jamal your mean as fuck

Jamal: Nah boy I'm just pre-nice

by Little big chick 007 July 16, 2017


pre-nice

When you not mean but your also not nice it's somewhat in the middle

Billy:Jamal your mean as fuck

Jamal: Nah boy I'm pre-nice

by Little big chick 007 July 16, 2017


pre-C

The Before Times” takes too long to say.

Pre-C” stands for “previous to the coronavirus” or “before the coronavirus” or “pre-coronavirus” depending on who you ask.

Think, 2010’s era action movie...

Can you hear Bruce Willis’ voice saying “I was a carpenter... pre-C and then everything was taken from me” just before he gets on a motorcycle?!

coined by @strikeslipmusic aka Daniel. make me famous pls, also I love you, and I hope you’re staying safe.

Pre-C I was a bartender... I loved talking to my regulars.

Hey remember pre-C when celebrities were relevant?

The final days of the US being a superpower we’re pre-C, and then China and Russia took over.

by strikeslipmusic May 12, 2020

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