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alien abduction ass ripping

When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.

I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020


Ripped Me A New One

From the Latin derivative, Rippitus Aholus, Literally: "Ripping one a new A**Hole"

ie; When she found out I cheated on that test, she "ripped me a new one"

by Wallach May 22, 2008

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slurpee rip-off technique

it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!

yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11

by ---SeX--- April 19, 2004

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Rip Yir Heed Aff

to take some 1s head of, usually said in anger

"I m gonna rip u r heed aff n shite doon u r neck!"

by BigLeary May 20, 2005

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Ripped my A to my V

A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.

"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)

by Jason Whittle April 22, 2008

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rip van tinkle

the original smelly man of african descent

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

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rip in a fur coat

a 1970s hairy vagina, often the unkempt type that you may have seen prior to the Brazilian revolution.

id take a run at a "rip in a fur coat" right about now!

by Wierdly Gruesome March 21, 2006

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