Robert

This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame

Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”

robert

biggest penis it broke me

ow robert you broke me

Robert

Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.

A Robert is a drug addict.

Robert

Trey's bitch, Robert eats icing out of Trey's ass

Robert was fucking the shit out of Trey yesterday

Robert

A piece of shit friend he will snitch on you for anything

Robert is so gay Fuck him

Robert

A man who doesn't shit

HOW THE FUCK HAS ROBERT HELD IT IN FOR 200 HOURS?

Robert

what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong

robert is a dumb ass hoe