The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r
A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.
Ugh Robert.
He will literally clap you even if you looked at him. But on the other end he is a holy man and has Jesus. Probably a Morman.
Dude Robert is going to clap you!
Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.
Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.
My friend Robert is big for nothing.