russian bow-tie

Alternate term for the more common Columbian Necktie, in which the throat is slit, the base of the tongue is cut free, and the tip of the tongue is pulled down the throat and out the slit.

Since they guy was from Russia, they decided to give him a Russian Bow-tie instead of a Columbian Necktie.

25👍 12👎

Russian Sweet Hog

A Russian Sweet Hog is a term used when a person on the internet(usually omegle or something similar) tries to come on to you. You respond by asking if they are ready for a Russian Sweet Hog. They will usually reply yes thinking that it is something sexual when actually, it is when you read bedtime stories to dead babies. This is meant to shock and scar the person talking to you, which kills the mood to "cyber".

Stranger:asl
You:19/F/Russia
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You:Sure, are you ready for a Russian Sweet Hog?
Stranger: Sure, whats that?
You: It's when you read bedtime stories to dead babies
*Stranger disconnects*

24👍 12👎

Russian Pencil Driver

Rissian Pencil Driver; When a man turns a woman and pressed her back to a wall while standing her on her head and climbs on a higher level to drop down and penatrate straight down; either anal or vaginal.

"It was so hot when I was fucking my girl, so I just climbed up on her dresser and dropped down to give her a Russian Pencil Driver, she screamed and almost broke her neck, luckily I've was practicing."

17👍 7👎

Russian Cum Bath

When a group of guys cum in a tub, and make a girls swim in it.

Josh: "Bro, me and a couple of girls gave Maria and Stacy a Russian Cum Bath last night!"

Dave: "Gross."

21👍 10👎

Russian New Year

A do-over for a crappy start to one's new year. Celebrated at midnight of any of Russia's 11 time zones, on any day found suitable to start a new year off right.

Rick: I spend the first week of my new year with a psycho girl

Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!

Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!

9👍 3👎

dirty white russian

A white russian made with breast milk

Yea my girl gave a little bit of that all-natural milk for my dirty white russian.

OR

I like to get my wife nice and drunk so I can get those dirty white russians straight from the tap.

5👍 1👎

russian cough syrup

Bleach. Will kill 100% of germs... and probably you. Only Russians in Soviet Russia can drink this.

In Soviet Russia, we fight colds with Russian cough syrup. Will kill everything, yaes.

5👍 1👎