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Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.
"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*
When you were crying and your eyes are still hazy.
Hey, I heard they didn’t invite you, wanna blow up their house??
Nah, I can’t see rn.
After Saying I do not see actions 5 times as fast ten times
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now say it to your parents
When you wave your hand in front of your face like John cena, saying “you can’t see me” as you bust a fat nut in her eyes.
Euphemism for taking opiates. Derived from loratabs/hydrocodone pills labelled "Watson 540"
"I'm going to see Watson."
"No, I can't drive. I went to see Watson like six times today."