A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls
Joseph Lawrence is the definition of a simp monkey
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A combination of a cuck and a simp. Somebody who is a simpleton towards anything and will bow down toward any authority figure and etc. without having anything to say. These people are afraid to offer any advice and will support anything without doing any research what so ever.
EX: A gamer who buys all of the DLC for Dead or Alive 6. "How can anybody be so stupid and spend $2,000 on a broken video game/defend the fact that they spend that much in porn? What a cuck simp!"
EX 2: A reviewer who rates something a 10/10 and ignores all of the issues of set product. "Doom Eternal gets a 10/10 yet critics ignore all the bugs/glitches/many crashes that others are experiencing? What a cuck simp!"
EX 3: A person who defends a corporation or a terrible person/leader to their dying breath/will go to EXTREME measures to prove their point. "WWE fans are hypocritical and will defend a fake product just to get over with their favorite superstars. Bunch of cuck simps!"
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A simp for a adorable, assassin. We all love him.
guy: hey! who do you simp for in a anime?
me: i'm a killua simp.
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The current king of simps is Comly. His son named βlittle Bartβ is next in line. The king of simps is the leader of all simps
Wow that Isaac kid must be the king of simps.
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A name of man or boy who is bitch/woman raised. A bastard son of a single mother.
A name given to a man by a woman of low moral standards and hypocritical character.
The kind of name given to a man when his momma was a hoe.
Why you name that boy Tyrone? That nigga got a simp name, he ain't go be shit!
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A Reverse Simp is a woman who loosely uses the term Simp in order to garner positive attention and impress other men into thinking that they are not like the other girls.
Courtney: Simp.
Ben: Man, Courtney is such a Reverse Simp, all I did was post a picture of me and my girlfriend.
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Just being an absolute fucking loser
Man that kid right there is an absolute simp wimp
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