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When you sleep in one awkward position so often you hurt yourself. Like a repetitive stress injury, but done in your sleep.
Jack- Man, my shoulder is killing me!
Amanda- Ouch, did you hurt it playing baseball?
Jack- No, I think it's a repetitive sleep injury.
Amanda- Stop sleeping on your side then!
The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.
Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.
Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.
When you are very horny at night so you sext girls out of pure horniness
Damn Molly you must have had bad sleep horn insomnia last night I woke up to mad pussy pics
When a girl mounts a sleeping dude's face and rubs between her pussy and butthole.
James: Man, Nancy must have been over last night and did the sleeping slip and slide because my face looked like a chocolate glazed donut when I woke up this morning
I give you Russian sleeping pill and you wake up with concussion
When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
when a fat wears a spaghetti-strap tank top, and the strap sinks so far into her fatty arm that it looks like a wrapped up sleeping bag
Wow, look at that one. She's got the sleeping bag effect going alright
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