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Finger slam your girl on her back till she hoses you down ... grab her by her right wrist, spin her around, slam her in the ass and pull on her wrists like handle bars
Oh my god, my boyfriend is addicted to his motorcycle ... he made me cum like 18 times before ramming it in my ass and yanking on my arms. He kept twisting my right wrist making VROOM sounds! Treated me like a sloppy throttle grip!!
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When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss
I hear the janitors giving out free sloppy mud cakes in the broom closet
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Little bit of poop that shoots out and gets stuck in the butt crack. Causing Sloppy Joe Buns.
The buffet last night gave me Sloppy Joe Farts.
Sloppy Joe Farts are the leading cause of SJB
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When a man or women fingers his/her partner until there hand is covered in their partners cum and then highfives someone without them knowing about whats covering the hand until it is too late.
friend 1 "hey man high five"
slap
friend 2 "what the fuck is all over my hand?"
friend 1 "ask him/her... you just got a sloppy high five"
punch
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Similar to an Arse Blast, but this time they follow through.
John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
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When you nail a girl who is on the rag and then you finish in her mouth.
She was a real freaky girl. I wasn't even fully sold on having sex while she was on the rag, but then she went full on Sloppy Pop Tart on me. I'm never calling her again.
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When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS
ALSO KNOW AS S.T.S
GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!
My girl will give me that mouth the whole SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER
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