Space Dock Fondue

A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.

Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.

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Captain Space boy

Captain space boy is the hottest most fine character in OMORI when I tell you that man is so fucking hot you better fucking believe me

Person A : Isn't Captain Space boy the best?
Person B: indeed he is

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space traveler level

When you are so high that you feel like you are travelling space. This type of high is also the best because you feel like you have gone to a new world.

"Bro how high are you right now?"
"I am on a space traveler level"

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space bar time

when your watching a movie on your laptop, with your boyfriend or girlfriend, on full screen, you press space bar to pause it to have sex.

Nick: Space bar time?
Nicolle: hell yea!

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Office Space Effect

(Noun) The fictional effect depicted in the movie Office Space wherein one is driving on the highway. The lane that you are currently in is moving slowly or not at all, but the lane next to you is going along just fine. You switch lanes, and then the new lane comes to a stop while the lane you were just in begins to move.

Driver: Argh! Why is this lane not moving? All the other ones are!

Passenger: Well why don't you switch lanes?

*Switches lanes and that lane stops*

Driver: We're still not getting anywhere and now that other lane is moving! Damn Office Space Effect!!!

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The Terrible Secret Of Space

Space has a terrible power!

Do you have stairs in your house? We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

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Cosmic Space Fish

Odd looking, pink, fish that were in the movie Muppets From Space...
*and they really like tea for some reason...*

Let the Cosmic Space Fish be with you!