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while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.
“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”
“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
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A 'North-Coast Emo Core' band that transcend reality and bend space and time. They like the colour green and are very spooky but in a cool Beetlejuice type way (however their name is unrelated to this franchise, the origin of it is in fact only known to 6 people worldwide).
Spider Juice is also a dark coloured cocktail comprised of; Cola, Grenadine, Amaretto and Dark Rum. Usually served with a novelty plastic spider or paper umbrella.
"YO... you're the guitar player from Spider Juice!? I follow @spiderjuiceband on Instagram and have to admit I am surprised to see you here on this bench. Sorry, 'Spider-Juice', I forgot about the hyphen."
Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.
When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
“Barks”
What the hell was that?!
It’s those damn barking spiders again
The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
Cringe Minecraft song on YouTube.
Person1: Eye of the Spider
Person2: Say that one more time.
To aggressively dunk cookies in a cup of milk.
"Bitch please! I can spider-dunk my oreos faster than your pussy ass!"
typing effortlessly with one hand
I'm quite an expert at spider typing.