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The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.
Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"
A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
A bad ass up and coming metal band! Will slowly take over the music scene soon!
Seventh Story is kicking ass..
dumb videos made by 5 year olds
Not friend: Hey bestie
Main character:What
Not friend:I got 999999999999999999999123024901357918375198347591827489127439527495 robux
Main character:Cool
Not friend:i will change my avatar
1 femtosecond later
Not friend:*turns into a slender*
Not friend:You suck /e unfriend
Main character:I will play ragdoll
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123: JOIN MY GC NOW👹
Main character:Ok
Not friend:Ew who is this bacon
iMeMo15JacK: Guys let's do a name, age, and face reveal
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Im Any im 15 and this is me
iMeMo15JacK:Im Jack im 18 and this is me
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Isabella you go now
Not friend:Uhh i will be last
Main character:My name is Hannah im 14 this is me
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:ISABELLA👹
Not friend:sorry guys my mom is calling me i will be right back
Not friend:*This pic is good*
Not friend:Im emily im 7- i mean 17 and this is me
iMeMoJacK:I found that picture on pinterest
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123: Show your real face and age
Main character:Now
Not friend:Im emily and im 7 and this is me *shows baby pic*
EmilySlayRobux was kicked
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Let's play dahood
Everyone:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Not friend:*makes alt*
NotEmily:Can i be in your group
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Yes
NotEmily:Im Isabella im 15 this is me
*shows baby pic*
*voice changer breaks*
NotEmily:Wait thats a pic of my brother sorry
NotEmily was kicked
This roblox story sucks
Agree
Cringe stuff kids make without permission to say some innapropriate words
A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.
Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.
Meaning some one wants you to fuck their ass senceless, like,
Tracey went out of her bathroom, wearing a thong so tight, it was like she was wearing nothing at all. But she remembered it was to make him horny as fuck and not even let him get her pussy. Jenson was on the bed looking at his phone, when he heard the door open he looked up and his mouth dropped through the earth.
"Fuck, baby," he said, barley a whisper, he then grabbed her by the hips and pulled her on his lap. "Fuck baby, I need you." He started grinding her hips on him, but she stopped him. " Ah, ah, ah, naughty boy, you didn't ask," but he didn't care, he pushed her backwards on her bed and spread her legs, and licked through the fabric of her thong, " Ah-" she stopped her self, trying to torture him even more. He started to pull at the thong, almost ripping it off her, getting a soaked pussy. But Tracey pulled his head away and kissed him passionately. " AH AHHHH AHH," He said inbetween kisses. She started to message his large, now hard, bulged. It was heavy in her small hands, when she reached her hand in his pants. "You horny already, baby?" He moaned in response. "MmmMmmmmMMMM, STOP WITH THE TEASING," He was done with it, angry even. He flipped her legs open, ripped the thong in half, and tossed them to the side. He pumped in two fingers fiercely inside of her. She couldn't control her moans any longer and was now screaming them, the neighbors probably heard, but nether of them cared at all.
That was Jensons and Tracey's fucking, story.