Taco Blocking

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.

I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!

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Glossy Taco

Youtuber and nail artist, Simplynailogical, uses the word "Taco" instead of "Top coat"
What she really means, is glossy top coat.

Simplynailogical : "Now it's time for a glossy taco!"

Commenter: "What's a glossy taco?"

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Glossy taco

1. A glossy top coat for nail artists (Simply Nailogical's definition of a glossy top coat)

Now we're gonna add a glossy taco cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.

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glossy taco

A top coat for your nails after a h💿L💿 Manicure.

Also the same as a quick dry glossy taco for when you put nail vinyls on next

Term from: Simplynaillogical or CRISTINE

After you've finished your h💿L💿 Manicure you put on a glossy taco

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Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

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discretionary taco

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!

"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"

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Taco cloud

A fermented gas released from the anus of a Mexican fast food patron, that causes a stench unmatched by anything else in the world.

I was about 15 feet away in a well ventilated area, but that taco cloud still hit me, and I threw up a little in my mouth.

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