why does ben think about amanda poop

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why i hate the number 4

In my early childhood, one of my neighbors adopted a kitten out of four and later i learned that kitten clawed one of the said neighbor's eyes out. and it give me a bed vibe

this is why i hate the number 4 In my early childhood, one of my neighbors adopted a kitten out of four and later i learned that kitten clawed one of the said neighbor's eyes out. and it give me a bed vibe

Why should it not?

Nope. You deserve it you piece of shit.

Hym "Why should it not? There isn't an answer."

But why would we not sodomize them though?

So, there are stories coming out about Israelis sodomizing and raping Palestinian prison and their response to these stories was...

Jewnocider "But why would we not sodomize them though?"

Hym "Because... They are going to parachute into your country and rape and murder a bunch of your- Ope... Yeah, see? There it goes... You know I said something about that like 8 years ag-"

Jewnocider "Well, we get to do a genocide now!"

Hym "I... Don't know that that's how that works..."

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

why do I feel like vomiting

Because of the quick question, the popular is, you feel better after vomiting, Aha, no, the birthday cake made you vomit, but how can vomiting make you feel better like you, is a research to Kelly Crosse, after vomiting, butter will make you feel better after you vomit, a great catholic to you.

Why do I feel like vomiting is a sick story.

why dont you back it up with a source

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE HECK UP

if you ever hear the question "whats your source?" just reply with that, its a meme refrence its funny trust me, plus its very helpful to use to make someone laugh

person 1: why dont you back it up with a source
person 2: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MA-

person 1: why are you like this