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Ryan Miller large juicy wiener in my mouth
All I want for Christmas is more beach days
A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella
What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!
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Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.
Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
Beach Bumbling is when you love beaches and spend the day jumping from beach to beach with no real plan.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.
We spent the day beach bumbling up the coast of Mexico.
Beach Bumbling is when you love beaches and you jump from beach to beach with no real plan.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.
We spent the day beach bumbling up the coast of Mexico.
Annual Urban Event located in Miami Beach, Florida every memory day weekend. Event where people drink, walk the street and attend night club and large parties
I'm going to Black Beach Week memorial day weekend.