eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

Eat Dirt

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,

I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut

dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

dirted

Getting right wrecked off your mind. Drinking copious amounts of liquid alcohol, well doing an excessive amount of drugs.

Did you see Pharrell??!!
He drank a 26 of 151, and snorted an 8-ball of coke. He was straight dirted!!

Im getting right dirted tonight. I bought a pound of weed and a 40 of whiskey. Hells ya! Party on Garth!!

Dirted

To make something dirty

Iryna dirted her dress

wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first