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Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.
Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!
Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.
Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}
The elementary term for fucking dumb.
Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.
When a child under the age of six has his wiener exposed, due to the lack of remembrance to rezip his fly.
Little John had a peeping duck after using the restroom
The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.
Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!
a fart that smells like the stinkiest swamp ever but sounds like a duck when you fart
" damn bro that smells like a rotten swamp but sounded like a duck quack" , well jimmy you just got swamp ducked"
When autocorrect destroys your ad rant
Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!