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An Ethnic Jew who believes in Jesus (Yeshua) as the Jewish Messiah (Mashiach/Moshiach). He or she may or may not be a member of the group Jews for Jesus.
A Jew For Jesus is also called a Messianic Jew or Jewish Christian. Among the most controversial Jews For Jesus was a Jewish man who was a Southern Baptist pastor named Martin Meyer "Moishe" Rosen (1932-2010). The late Moishe Rosen founded the group known as Jews For Jesus. Like individual Jews for Jesus are, the group Jews For Jesus is often a target of every kind of intolerance and persecution imaginable--most often from Anti Semitic and Anti Messianic ("Anti Missionary", "Counter Missionary") individuals and groups; ranging from individuals and groups who are racist against all Jews, anyway (such as David Duke and Stormfront, and Malik Zulu Shabbaz and the Pseudo-Jewish Black Hebrew Israelites), to individuals such as Tracey Rich of JewFAQ and groups such as the Central Conference of American Rabbis of the Union of Reform Judaism, who have issued multiple responsa against Messianic Jews and Messianic Judaism (e.g., "CCAR RESPONSA 'On Patrilineal Descent, Apostasy, and Synagogue Honors', 5758.11").
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A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.
Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!
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A prolonged journey including yourself and possibly a few friends. The word Jew Mission comes from anceint Egypt when Moses led the Jews through a 40 year quest in the desert.
Person 1 "Where are we going?"
Person 2 "Joe's house"
Person 1 "Where does Joe live?"
Person 2 "On the other side of town"
Person 1 "That's a Jew Mission"
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someone who sells jews illegaly on the internet, or someone who secretly seduces jews into sex.
That jew monger, he makes $200 dollars a week i make $100 selling dildo's to broads
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a ps2 it's crappy and expensive playstaion will take all your money! ergo...ps jew, plus it rhymes with ps2....no offense to jewish people...well i guess it is quite offensive..sorry.
Joey: hey you guys wanna come over to my place and play some ps2?
Kyle: fuck that, we're goiing to Ben's to play some xbox360. you have fun with your ps jew though
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A very small ammount of weed packed into a bowl, bong, ect. in order to conserve ones pot.
Hey man I don't have much pot left so I'm going to just pack a jew bowl.
Dude this sucks being short all the time. All I can pack are jew bowls.
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Said when one is very pissed off
Agh! Jew on a stick I was so close...
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