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Kitti

Someone Who Is Life Is shit and is a little shit

Wow are you a kitti

by Imcooldamit March 21, 2019


Kitty McGee

A bad ass on YouTube. He'll beat up all the males in your family and date all the females in it. All in one day.

Sully: I wish I was kitty mcgee. Look at him kicking ass and pulling all the hotties.

by Pig(OH)beniS June 24, 2022


kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.

"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."

by ana_san November 20, 2024


kitty whisperer

(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female orgasm to repeatedly occur.

"Dude: That guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile."
Other dude: " That guy? He's a total kitty whisperer! Ask any of those women! Why do you think he has his 8" tongue hanging out his mouth?"

by clintopantochino February 18, 2018


kitty flick

A kitty flick is when a girl runs her finger between the lips of her twat then swipes the smell on the upper lip of an unsuspecting bystander.

My girl kitty flicked my lip last night

by missjoy1 April 16, 2014