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Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.

Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.

by themysterydoggo July 8, 2021


Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

Oh hey Matthew Shields”
Sup, I got a chode

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020


brooke and matthew

Perfect two. There the perfect couple in the world. If you find them hook them up cause they were meant to be.

Dusten & Jenna: is that Brooke and Matthew?? I didn't know they were together

by #luvyabitch March 8, 2017


Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018


Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 25, 2016


Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

by Litty john November 16, 2019


Matthew G

Has a nice a toothbrush

I was with Matthew G Last night and his toothbrush was niceeee

by Baby Girl6969 October 26, 2020