have some pancakes

Good job! Well done! Take a load off and enjoy a steaming stack of griddly goodness--you've earned it.

You beat Super Mario 64 in under a minute?! Have some pancakes!

Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."

vegan pancakes

1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.

2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)

1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.

b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.

c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.

2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!

b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?

Vegan Pancake

A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.

Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!

Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.

spicey ground pancake

An anti tank mine

Oh shit Freddy don’t go 4 wheeling in Mr. Dicks yard you know how much he likes spicey ground pancakes

Mud Pancake

forcing a woman who is riding you, to take a dump in your belly button and stomp it with her ass cheek until it forms a pancake

i made laura give me a mud pancake, it was amazing!

Mud Pancake

The act of of forcing a woman who is riding you, To take a dump on your bellybutton and stomp on it with her ass cheek until it looks like a pancake

last night i made laura give me a mud pancake, it was awesome!