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Somebody whose ass looks like it’s a continuation of their back
Zafiro got such a pancake ass
She does a million squats a day, but her ass is still flatter than fuck.
I love chicks with pancake asses...said no one ever
On this day you slap your friends ass. But only if they are flatter than a pancake.
Jason: * slaps Alex’s ass
Alex: Hey. What did you do that for!
Jason: You have a pancake ass!
Alex: Oh okay 👍🏽
You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
A funny, smart, sexy woman with a killer ass that knows how to get down and dirty.
Yo did you see that chick?
Yea man, she’s a dense pancake
When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it
Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake