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Stupid bullshit people make up for shits and giggles.
This example is shark boy and lava girl.
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limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!
"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"
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A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.
Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.
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Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.
Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!
Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.
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a day where you rail the living shit out of a femboy shark
"today is Fuck a femboy tiger shark day bro"
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it's the act of clowning on a friend by pretending to give him dabs, or pound, or any handshake, then suddenly takes it away & makes a sharks fin on the forehead. trust me, it is a lot funnier went you are drunk.
as i was leaving work, i was shaking hands with co-workers and then i saw this guy who just messes with me a lot. i put my hand out to shake his hand, i pulled back & said " you got sharked!" everybody just started laughing so much, but only a few people get the joke.
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Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.
Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'
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