When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.
I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn
You're very unicornical today
A power unicorn is a sub brandishing a rainbow or otherwise colourful/sparkly strap on. Power unicorns don’t take the reins; rather, they are ridden. 🦄
“Shelley had a wet dream last night about a power unicorn.”
“I was at the queer bar and I met a power unicorn. She was both stunning and terrifying.”
A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore
you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro
A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis
Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN
So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
Lucas: bro how longs your unicorn forn horn
Mason: it’s 1 inch
Lucas: bro get some forn pills