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When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
"italian noodle souping" is fun.
An old lady puts an Oxo cube in her vagina then as she gets wet it turns to gravy inside her. Proceed to lick out the gravy.
Nannas magic soup is such a tasty treat
French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.
If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry
“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”
A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.
It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.
"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"
"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."
"Locker room soup is delicious!"
When a a group of men (the wolfpack) engage in an orgy soup kitchen with a promiscuous woman/women (usually from Chingford/Essex).
''remember last weekend after the pub?''
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '
Semen, or any derivation of "cum"
I get really weirded out when I go to Panera now, because my friend Emma calls sperm "Yucky Man Soup"
To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)
Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.
Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.