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When a party of African Americans stiff a server
Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?
Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
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When someone tries to get all inside your shirt, while you're still wearing it.
1) Sean! Stop shirt raping me!
2) I heard that Harry got shirt raped on Saturday night.
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Instead of adding your song to the queue (playlist) and wait for it to be played, you move it up so that it is the next song to be played, thus queue raping.
Mark: Dude, Sarah totally queue raped on the party yesterday.
Steven: What/Why?
Mark: I guess she wanted to hear Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer more than the songs I'd already queued!
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When a man asks a woman if she wants nude pictures and she says no, and he sends them anyway.
Ryan cyber raped half the girls in the school with his dick picks.
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Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.
Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!
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When someone talks to you against your will or forces you to engage in a conversation after you have already refused.
Conversation rapists usually target the same victim(s) multiple times.
I wanted to be left alone so I put on my headphones, but my coworker just talked louder so I would have to listen to her. She conversation raped me.
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When you take a selfie of somebody against his/her will.
- Dang, why did you just put your phone up into my face?
- I took a rape selfie of you.
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