fly-catcher

Masturbating with one hand, you ready the other hand in the air. Just before release, aim your cannon at an angle up, and when you finish, catch the semen with your hand-in-waiting. Then, tell your friends that you caught a fly. When they ask to see it, slap them, and run.

Tony: Hey, Josh, I caught a fly!

Josh: Can I see it?

Tony: Yeah... (smack) HA, you got smacked by semen! It's the FLY-CATCHER!!!!!

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fly fishing

when you are either to young or can't afford the cover for a bar so you go out and bounce from outside of bar to outside of bar in the hope of picking up a women either leaving the bar or smoking out front. called fly fishing because like actual fly fishing you arn't actually going into the water (bar) to catch fish (women) and it also takes a lot of walking because you have to be constantly going from location to location

dude 1-bro u going fly fishing tonight

dude 2- na my feet tired bro lets just hit the bar

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Flying to Connecticut

Refers to the action of 2 married men running away from their wives in order to compete for the affections of a famous Russian man. Not to be confused with Driving to Toronto or a Flying Scotsman although a Flying Irishman is often involved.

What are you guys doing this weekend? Nothing much, just flying to Connecticut.

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FLY DOWN

the closest meaning i could come up with to the Man Down

kid' aight, the fly situation is under control...
J' nice one
kid' chyeah

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Flying Chicken

It is when you masturbate on a womans face then immediatly after slap her with your genetalia.

My mom was being a bitch so I gave her a flying chicken

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Flying Dutchman

When you are dealt a pocket 7, 2 off suit in Texas Holdem' poker. This is the best hand you can possibly be dealt in a game of Texas Holdem and instantly trumps any other hand on the table.

Player 1: "Ok im all in"
Player 2: "I will call"
Dealer: "ok lads lets see your cards"

Player 1: "read em and weep, royal flush"
*AUDIENCE APPLAUSE*
Player 2: "Sorry mate, but I have......the Flying Dutchman!"
*AUDIENCE SHOCK, DEALER FAINTS*

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the flying v

a sex move where the girl is placed with her vagina facing upward. the male then jumps off of something high in the air and rams his cock deep and hard into her pussy.

i jumped up on the couch last weekend and gave my girlfriend a nice "the flying v"

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