tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

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Weed Boob

When the Areola of the female breast reaches sizes at least over 3x the size of the nipple.

Cardi B has Weed Boob

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yard weed

Sensimilia ,pressed weed from jamaica

This is yard weed from back home jamaica

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Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

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weed-flex

ability to quickly catch things when high on marijuana or catch marijuana itself if knocked over

i have a cat-like weed-flex when it comes to dropping bud

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dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

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Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

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