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One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.
Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."
Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."
1) a hand job using lubricant
2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen
1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree
2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon
phrase used by Levi Ackerman because he was done with Eren Jaeger's bull shit screamfest in the woods so he took it upon drastic measures to give him a life lesson on nature
" Hey Eren, take a look at these big ass trees" -Levi
a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.
"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.
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the best show in the entire world. you should watch it. it airs wednesdays on the WB at 8. watch ittt.
chad michael murray = hot sex.
At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, that war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one. – OTH
"I thought I knew you. But I guess it’s easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. You think you know me, but you don’t, and that means you don’t know what I can do. You see me as someone who is popular and has all the answers. That’s not true. I may not always know what I am doing, but I’ll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it we all do, I promise I’ll ask for your help. I can’t do this alone, but if you’ll take a chance on me, we can do great things together." - One Tree Hill
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It’s a nicer way of saying “go fuck yourself”. Kinda of like I don’t need your anger, realease it on a tree.
Becky: “ You look like trash today Lydia”
Lydia: “Go hug a tree Becky”
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A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
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