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The act of playing Angry Birds while taking a dump. This can often result in bathroom brakes taking up to 30+ minutes each.
Joe: You were in there for at least 45 minutes! What took you so long?
Zack: Sorry, I was playing Angry Turds.
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one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.
Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.
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mexican faggot, beaner ass bandit.
"paco is a faggoty ass turd burner"
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A person who 'burgles' your turds
Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar
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Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.
also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”
Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!
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When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)
When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.
Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!
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To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.
Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again!
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