Turtle Clap

The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.

Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.

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raunchy turtle

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.

She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.

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turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

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Super Turtle

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.

I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...

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Turtle Jogging

the act of having sex with an easy woman

Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.

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pubical turtles

When ones pubic hair is shaped weird

" she has such weird pubical turtles "

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Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

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