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A person who is pretty much up for any kind of sexual act.
"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"
Covering a dildo in hot sauce, strap to your forehead and insert accordingly…
George asked Tom, did you give her the spicy unicorn last night?
All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.
When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn
A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.
Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.
Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry
Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride
A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"