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slav king

a gopnik who's dominance outweighs the other gopnik's. this can be established by how long they can squat, how much kompot they can drink or how much semechki they can eat.

that gopnik is a slav king

by kvassmaster November 29, 2017


Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.

Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.

by jamal denquivius III May 16, 2023


King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

by Melton June 29, 2012


King ector

A hector who thinks too highly of himself. An ugly, cocky, manipulator who is also a pathological liar. Most likely a heavy drug user who is miserable with his own pathetic life that he has to stalk and ruin the lives of his exes.

I used to go out with a king ector, hes a bitch.

by Lexiington November 17, 2018


King of Flavor

M.S.G Fuiyoh!!

The King of Flavor, MSG fuiyoh!

by Aaaaron S December 19, 2021


Kat king

The guy with smoove pick up lines and rocks everything he touches. He is the king of everything, sports, business, bets, AND ESPECIALLY WOMEN, he can make any women look good, he has a classy sense of style very preppy and and up class, more of a aristocrat guy. They’re kinda like better chads, they hang with anybody and they make anyone look cool #katkings are usually the guy with the name Stephen or something lol.

Girl A: omg have u seen Stephen lol he owns the school
Girl B: lol he could be the new Kat king

by Sexybeckywiththeblondehair March 20, 2021


King Rounding

The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.

Person A: Dude I need

Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary

by psuedominiom May 6, 2020