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Involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron.......one man lies on his back with penis erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect penis and tee's off with the 7 iron....while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with anus accessible...another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes.....if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect penis and get a "hole" in one into the anus the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express....if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the anus before the member of the group jacking off "erupts" or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their penis and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said penis off in a rage of fury.
Nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian's penis into timothy's asshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! He just pulled of the perfect Alaskan Tiger Woods!
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Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation
After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.
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A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"
Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!
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The person who didn't laugh at this joke likes to smoke wood.
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A fat bitch that is soooo fat she resembles a whale!!
alice wood is so fat that when she swims the water jumps out of the pool/ sea as shes soo big!
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another meaning for head brain knowledge
another way of asking a male/female for head
to say that someone sucks dick
"Man Jalessa can pull some good wood"
"I got my wood pulled last night"
"pull some wood, bitch!"
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Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.
Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.